What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-All the bad guys are black.

Do the British people realize how much American people absolutely despise them?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you go about getting invited to an orgy?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

What is the story of how you met your spouse?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Live and Let Die

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

What is a sermon to talk about men?

From Russia With Love

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-J W Pepper

Do you feel uncomfortable when you come across cross dressers?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Moonraker

How do you stop your balls from sweating?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

The Man with the Golden Gun

What is the most gay experience with your dad?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the correct way to say "my pleasure" in French in the context of having given a gift?